KL Train Tickets Hate Me

Every time we tried to take the light rail or monorail in Kuala Lumpur, something went horribly wrong with my ticket. Some times the ticket reading machine just wouldn't read my ticket. Other times, it would read my ticket, but the gates would not open. I even admit, there was a time or two in which operator malfunction seemed to be the problem. But the best incident was the time in which I put my money into the ticketing machine, and my ticket came flying out of the slot like a bat out of hell, hitting me square in the chest and fluttering to the ground before I could revive from my astonishment and retrieve it.